Memo To Christopher Knight….
You’re a moron.
Need more info? Let me clarify…
I don’t know if anyone’s coined this phrase yet, but allow me…
“When things are going your way, it’s best to just shut up.”
When your incredibly hot wife (who’s a model) gives you a birthday gift consisting of naked pictures of herself with her equally hot, equally naked female friend, the best thing to do is NOT freak out over it. Save your insecurities for the counseling sessions bro and just enjoy the gift.
For those who don’t know what I’m talking about. Former Peter Brady Christopher Knight has a reality show in VH1 with his incredibly hot wife. She’s a model. I forger her name.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Her name is Adrianne something. She’s not the hottest thing I’ve seen but then I’m not a former child TV star with the abs of a 22 year old, so my pickins don’t matter. I will say, however that she’s not a model, she’s thew winner of the first Top Model show or whichever model-picking ahow it was. I’d like to blanket your statement about Christopher Knight to pertain to all those who have reality TV shows. Absolute morons who have at least enough of a following that people still know who they are and can find love or whatever they’re looking for on their own without the aid of a season long TV show. If Bret Michaels can’t find a girlfriend, maybe he’s better off with a “Sock of Love”. And Chachi?????? “Scott Baio is 40-whatever and desperately seeking attention.” Freaking out over a picture of your naked wife??? I’m starting to wonder how this guy got opposable thumbs. Flava Flav? I believe it was said by Dr. Evil best when he said “There’s nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster”…..yadda yadda yadda. If he’d only look down at his chest to see thet the clock around his neck is desperately trying to teel him that his time has passed. And New York……… Good lord. Nothing I hate more than a person who’s only claim to fame is, well, fame for fame’s sake. Didn’t she get dumped twice by the arthritic mouthpiece of Public Enemy? PE will never mean the same thing it used to for me. At least “The Pick-Up Artist” was trying to help a few toads become princes of Game. For once, a show that wasn’t all about the host. Wiched I’da had that cat around when I went through my awkward adolescence….
Bottom line, I’m tired of having to peer into the lives of either has-beens or Joe/Jane Nobodys for entertainment. When did we ever get so nosy? I guess sitcoms and other shows that ran for years like MASH or Happy Days are long over. Storylines just aren’t entertaining enough, so now we have to divert our attention to the so-called strifes of has-been, over-the-hill TV and music stars for entertainment. Is it wrong to want for a “return to values” and not have a party affiliation?
Well, I guess we’ll have to wade through this cattle’s business called reality TV until the next wave of what’s hot in entertainment comes around. Until then, I guess I’ll have to invest in a quality shovel and hip-waders.
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