Napoleon Dynamite Sucks
There. I’ve addressed the 800 pound gorilla in the room. Yes. This movie sucks. It is not funny. I heard about all the critical buzz it got. I even rented it. I should have ran when I saw the title “…in conjunction with MTV films”. MTV has turned out nothing but crap since the Remote Control game show, and at least THAT gave us Colin Quinn. I got through 20 minutes of the film, before I just couldn’t take it anymore.
So sound off, America, what the heck is so appealing about this movie? The characters are all weirdos with no redeeming qualities. It’s like watching an episode of Seinfeld with even uglier people.
Sorry, but this movie is garbage. If you want a film about high school misfits, either rent The Breakfast Club or (if you can find it) Over the Edge.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Napoleon Dynamite is one of those folms you just have to watch……… Polluted Drunk.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Ever think about doing Podcasts?
December 4th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Ha Ha! Well, I think if I had to be drunk enough to like Napoleon Dynamite, I’d need an ambulance!
Actually, I had thought of doing a podcast. It would be fun, and I hear it’s relatively easy to do. Your suggestion just may put me over the edge to do it!
December 4th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
I have subscribed to a couple, being the proud owner of a new 8GB iPod nano. Idf I had time, I would like to get involved in doing podcasts. Maybe a joint effort? Who knows. I think we differ on just enough to make it interesting so long as we don’t take one another too personally. Both having been boy scouts, we could come up on a kitchy catchy name and who knows how lucrative this could be?….. Then there’s merch….
December 5th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
ROFLMAO!! Somebody would crawl out of the woodwork wanting a percentage! But I like the idea. Just a matter of finding time for it, just like everything else. I’m sure we could come up with something!
December 5th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
It could work. I know that some of the software used to set it up goes for roughly $250, but unscrupulous me, I could probably find a cracked version of the software. (Hey man, family of 5 ain’t cheap.) I can probably hook up a decent headset mic and then all we’d have to do is figure out how to merge the RSS feed from two locations. Apparently, these podcasts can be lucrative. I figure between your republican/Christian/pragmatist self and and my secular/centrist/pragma-cynicist self with the dry sense of humor we both have, we could have a great show. Some of the higher rated podcasts I have listened to are really dry and lots of dead space and air in the conversation, and these guys are pulling 4.5 out of 5 ratings!!!!! That includes Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier. There’s something to be done about this and I believe we just might be able to top these hacks…… Again there IS the time issue, what with real life going on and all. Show planning might be as simple as phone calls and Emails back and forth. I just have to read up on how to do two locations into one RSS feed. 45 minutes to an hour show a week on our own schedule should be doable once we figure our schedules out, and we really don’t have to hold ourselves to that.
April 6th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
It’s a pain in everyone else’s butt. Let’s just stop discussing this crap, the topic is too questionable.
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